1 00:00:09,034 --> 00:00:10,206 - "The Ms. Pat Show" was filmed 2 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:12,586 in front of a live studio audience. 3 00:00:12,655 --> 00:00:16,000 [cheers and applause] 4 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:18,241 - Loving the person you love is easy, 5 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,758 but liking they ass is hard as hell. 6 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:24,310 I truly believe when the bible said, "Love thy enemies," 7 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:27,206 that was actually fuckin' marriage advice. 8 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:29,137 Being married is hard. 9 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:30,689 It's like having a full-time job 10 00:00:30,758 --> 00:00:32,275 with no damn pay. 11 00:00:32,344 --> 00:00:34,482 But like they say, "Do what you love 12 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:36,448 and it won't feel like work." 13 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:39,275 Well, whoever that bitch "they" is lied, 14 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:41,793 and they need their entire ass beat. 15 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:43,241 Now don't get me wrong, y'all. 16 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,034 I love my husband. 17 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,517 But he working me harder 18 00:00:46,586 --> 00:00:50,551 than a African Egyptian Hebrew Alabama Baptist slave. 19 00:00:53,517 --> 00:00:56,413 - I'm telling you, the only job she working 20 00:00:56,482 --> 00:00:58,655 making that kind of money is the kind 21 00:00:58,724 --> 00:01:01,448 that keep her legs spread wider than the Mississippi River. 22 00:01:01,517 --> 00:01:03,551 - [laughs] Girl! 23 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:04,896 I thought I was gonna miss out on all the tea 24 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,103 by not going to the salon, 25 00:01:06,172 --> 00:01:08,068 but you messy as hell all by yourself. 26 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:10,068 - Aww, I really appreciate that. 27 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,344 - You welcome. - Good morning, Denise. 28 00:01:11,413 --> 00:01:12,758 Morning, Pat. - Hm? 29 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:14,172 - This ain't your wife, Terry. 30 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,793 This is my client, Porsha. 31 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,793 You should be able to tell 'cause Porsha got edges. 32 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:19,448 - Aww. - Oh, my bad. 33 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:21,586 What you said your name was again, Mercedes? 34 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,344 - Porsha. 35 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:25,103 Girl, what the hell is wrong with him? 36 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,551 - I knew it was a German car. 37 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,827 - That ain't no milk, Terry. - Hm? 38 00:01:29,896 --> 00:01:32,517 - Milk is the color of your neighbors, white. 39 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,000 - [laughs] 40 00:01:34,068 --> 00:01:34,931 - You could've just said it looked 41 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:35,862 like your taste in men. 42 00:01:35,931 --> 00:01:37,586 - Oop! 43 00:01:37,655 --> 00:01:39,241 - Grabbed OJ by mistake. 44 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:42,000 - Well, one thing you don't wanna grab by mistake, it's OJ. 45 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,655 [laughs] - Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:45,310 - Well, chile, Terry been grabbing a lot of stuff 47 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:47,068 by mistake lately-- 48 00:01:47,137 --> 00:01:49,275 OJ, other women titties. 49 00:01:49,344 --> 00:01:51,034 - Um, should I leave? 50 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:52,206 - Leave? Girl, you about to get 51 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:53,482 the best show of your life. 52 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:55,620 - How many times I gotta apologize, Pat, huh? 53 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:57,275 Before you forgive me? 54 00:01:57,344 --> 00:01:58,827 - Try just one more time. 55 00:01:58,896 --> 00:02:01,275 - Baby, I'm truly sorry. 56 00:02:01,344 --> 00:02:03,103 - Yeah, that shit didn't do nothing for me. 57 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,896 You been texting that bitch, Michelle, all last night. 58 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:08,000 - I wasn't texting no Michelle. 59 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:09,310 - Girl, who is Michelle? 60 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,793 - Michelle this home-wrecking ho 61 00:02:10,862 --> 00:02:12,827 trying to play with Terry's nuts. 62 00:02:14,448 --> 00:02:16,413 - Quit stirring the pot, Denise, damn. 63 00:02:16,482 --> 00:02:18,137 And keep my nuts out your mouth. 64 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,758 - Oh, that's right, 65 00:02:19,827 --> 00:02:21,482 'cause the only person who have your nuts 66 00:02:21,551 --> 00:02:24,275 in they mouth is Michelle. 67 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,206 - Ugh. I really wished I could've 68 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:27,620 missed that conversation. 69 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:31,310 - I'm so glad I'm going to Miami this week 70 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:33,379 so I can get away from his goofy ass. 71 00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:35,413 - For real? We going to Miami? 72 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:36,758 Home to "Scarface" and the biggest, 73 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:37,931 tannest butts in America? 74 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,586 - Aw, heck yeah. 75 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:41,448 I'ma be on that beach the whole time. 76 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:43,137 Sun's out, guns out. 77 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,000 - [scoffs] Yeah, water guns. 78 00:02:46,068 --> 00:02:48,724 Ooh, that means I get to go to the African-American 79 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,241 Research Library and Culture Center. 80 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:55,896 - Janelle, you-- you break my heart sometimes. 81 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,586 - 'Scuse me. I'm going to Miami. 82 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:01,586 Y'all can go to hell or Indiana Beach, 83 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:04,344 whatever which one is cheaper, okay? 84 00:03:04,413 --> 00:03:05,793 I'm going for some me time. 85 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:09,379 - Seems like it's always been "you time" lately. 86 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:10,620 - Junebug, don't nobody say nothing 87 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:12,379 when you in the bathroom with your me time. 88 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,379 You think I don't know what the fuck 89 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:14,655 you be doing in there, Junebug? 90 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:16,206 I don't knock on the door, do I? 91 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:17,793 'Cause I don't want nothing to fall. 92 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:20,655 - Girl, not her dragging her own son for beating his meat. 93 00:03:20,724 --> 00:03:22,862 Chile, I'm getting my hair done here every week! 94 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:24,931 - I told you, girl. 95 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,413 This is better than "Power," 96 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:27,965 "Pussy Valley," "Game of Thrones," 97 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:29,482 all that bullshit. - Mm-hmm. 98 00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:32,068 - I like to call it "Game of Mentally Challenged Niggas." 99 00:03:32,137 --> 00:03:34,758 - [laughs] 100 00:03:34,827 --> 00:03:37,103 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 101 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:39,758 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 102 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:50,413 - Well, that's one way to do it. 103 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:53,206 Too bad Terry's crippled ass couldn't help you. 104 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,206 - Now that you mention it, 105 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,586 he didn't even offer. 106 00:03:56,655 --> 00:04:00,000 He just up there spaced out. 107 00:04:00,068 --> 00:04:04,689 - Mm, you know, Pat, I'm sure he's in a lil' bit of pain, 108 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:07,000 but I think that Terry might be getting in a little too deep 109 00:04:07,068 --> 00:04:08,413 with them pills. 110 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,206 It's a real easy slope to slip on. 111 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:13,586 Take it from me, the slip 'n' slide champ. 112 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,655 - You really think Terry's hooked on drugs? 113 00:04:18,724 --> 00:04:21,517 I mean, his uptight ass ain't even ever smoked weed before. 114 00:04:21,586 --> 00:04:23,758 I'm telling you, he only acting like this, girl, 115 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:27,000 because he was too friendly with that ho on keto. 116 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:29,413 - Who got her ass beat though, didn't she? 117 00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:32,034 [both laugh] 118 00:04:32,103 --> 00:04:35,482 All right, I mean, you want me to stay out of it. 119 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,172 But you sure, though? 120 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:40,310 Because yesterday, Pat, he fell asleep facedown 121 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,206 on the 'frigerator shelf trying to make a decision 122 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:43,482 between a apple and a hot dog. 123 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,793 - When he woke up, what did he choose? 124 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:46,931 - The hot dog. 125 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,862 - Girl, he a'ight then. 126 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,689 - I don't know, Pat. The man just seems off. 127 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,551 Take it from me, a former drug user-- 128 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,689 - And take it from me, a former drug dealer, 129 00:04:56,758 --> 00:04:58,965 okay, I know when a man is hooked. 130 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:01,275 Now get out of my head. I gotta go to Miami. 131 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,310 And I need to get my ass to the airport. 132 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:04,724 - All right. I'm just saying, 133 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,275 go check on the man and make sure 134 00:05:06,344 --> 00:05:08,172 he ain't got no opioid spirit, 135 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,620 'cause I'm telling you, Pat, 136 00:05:09,689 --> 00:05:12,206 he be--he be writhing 137 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:15,827 and scratching and itching and shit. 138 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:20,931 - Hey, Terry? - Yeah? 139 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,724 - Denise got this crazy-ass idea 140 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:24,586 I need to check on you to see if you good. 141 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:25,862 You good? - I'm good. 142 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:27,758 - Okay, good. So bye. See you next week. 143 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,965 - All right. 144 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:31,827 [sucks teeth] 145 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:41,275 No, no, no, no, no! 146 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:43,896 Son of a-- that was the last one! 147 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,551 Come on, man. Come on. 148 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,379 Ouch. [grunts] 149 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,586 Damn...pipe! 150 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:52,586 Oh! Ah! - Dad! 151 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:55,068 Dad! - Uh, hey, y'all. 152 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,034 [laughing] Hey. I'm good. 153 00:05:57,103 --> 00:05:58,931 You know, it's just a leak, that's all. 154 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,068 I got everything under control now, though. 155 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:02,275 Yeah. 156 00:06:02,344 --> 00:06:03,482 Y'all can go back downstairs. 157 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:04,862 I can fix this. 158 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,172 [panting] 159 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,413 Ooh, yeah. 160 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:08,965 Whew. 161 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,448 [panting] 162 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:16,655 [sighs] 163 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,000 - Okay, feel the burn. Yeah. 164 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:20,689 ♪ Cinderella dressed in yellow ♪ 165 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:22,000 ♪ Went upstairs and kissed a fella ♪ 166 00:06:22,068 --> 00:06:23,620 ♪ Made a mistake, kissed a snake ♪ 167 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:25,000 ♪ How many doctors did it take? ♪ 168 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:26,827 ♪ One, two, three, four, five, six ♪ 169 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:27,655 - Brandon! 170 00:06:27,724 --> 00:06:29,344 - What are you doing? 171 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:30,965 - Oh, trying to get swole. 172 00:06:31,034 --> 00:06:33,206 I got a new plan to get Internet famous. 173 00:06:33,275 --> 00:06:34,482 I'ma become Teacher Bae. 174 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:35,862 - Who is Teacher Bae? 175 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:38,310 - Oh, she's this teacher that got really famous 176 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:39,413 'cause she was fine-- 177 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,379 like, "save to bookmarks" fine. 178 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:42,931 - Exactly. See, I'ma start doing 179 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,103 two-a-days so I can get my Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson on, 180 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,724 start wearing a super tight polo to school 181 00:06:46,793 --> 00:06:48,551 so all the kids in my video game club can 182 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,551 start posting thirst traps of me online. 183 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,413 - I can't imagine a scenario 184 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:55,206 where this doesn't end in an arrest. 185 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,724 - Well, do you have a cute, 186 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:58,206 marketable name like Teacher Bae? 187 00:06:58,275 --> 00:06:59,482 - Of course I do. 188 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:02,620 I'ma be Coach Cater to You and Your Kids. 189 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,172 - Yeah, you definitely going to jail. 190 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:07,827 Have you seen Mom yet? 191 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:10,379 We're trying to find her to talk about Dad. 192 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:12,758 - Yeah, we saw him rip some pipes out of the wall 193 00:07:12,827 --> 00:07:14,793 to get a pill. It was scary. 194 00:07:14,862 --> 00:07:16,137 [door opens] - Wait, what do you mean? 195 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,275 Like, you don't think he's-- 196 00:07:17,344 --> 00:07:19,413 - Addicted. Mm-hmm. 197 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,172 I knew that shit. 198 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,379 ♪ That motherfucker is addicted ♪ 199 00:07:23,448 --> 00:07:25,413 ♪ That motherfucker is a-- ♪ 200 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:27,551 Okay, well, I mean. 201 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:31,551 You know, the celebratory dance was just 'cause I'm right. 202 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:34,620 I am sorry about y'all junkie-ass daddy. 203 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:35,620 - All right, so what do we do? 204 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,517 - What we need to do 205 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:40,517 is pop your pop off a intervention. 206 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,275 - You really think that's gonna work? 207 00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:43,517 - I had one. 208 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:45,655 Shit, I had four. 209 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:48,034 And they worked for me every time. 210 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:49,482 - Denise is right. 211 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:50,793 I mean, he's only been taking the pills 212 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:51,896 for a few weeks, right? 213 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:53,241 I mean, if we catch him early, 214 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,068 maybe we can stop him before it's too late. 215 00:07:55,137 --> 00:07:56,896 - Yeah, I'm all for that. 216 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:58,586 Let's just nick this up the butt. 217 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:00,931 - It's not "nick this up the butt," Junebug. 218 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,137 It's "nip this in the bud." 219 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:07,000 - Well, what does "nip this in the bud" mean? 220 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:09,758 - Well, what does "nick this up the butt" mean? 221 00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:11,448 - I don't know. 222 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:14,413 - All right, look, your dad has always been there for me, 223 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:15,758 even at my lowest point. 224 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:17,827 - Which one? - Shut up. 225 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:20,448 This is my chance to pay him back. 226 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:22,379 I can't wait to be Terry's hero. 227 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:23,655 Oh, y'all! 228 00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:26,137 Somebody should play "Hero" 229 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,379 while I'm giving my speech at the intervention. 230 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:29,793 Can't you see it? - No. 231 00:08:29,862 --> 00:08:32,758 - ♪ There's a hero ♪ 232 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:34,551 We love you, Terry. 233 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:37,689 ♪ If you look inside your heart ♪ 234 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:39,413 You's important. 235 00:08:39,482 --> 00:08:40,551 ♪ There's no need to be ♪ 236 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:41,586 Come on, back me up. 237 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,931 both: ♪ Afraid ♪ 238 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,241 - ♪ Of what you are ♪ 239 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,000 - There it is, uh-huh. 240 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,344 - ♪ There's an answer ♪ 241 00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:51,206 - We just want you to know 242 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:52,655 that you can do it. - ♪ If you reach into ♪ 243 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:54,000 ♪ Your soul ♪ - You ca-- 244 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,896 okay, what the fuck is going on here? 245 00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:57,655 Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis. 246 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,724 - Anyway, shouldn't we at least talk to Mom 247 00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:07,344 before we talk to Dad? 248 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:08,724 - Well, when will that be? 249 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:11,103 Mom's never home these days. 250 00:09:11,172 --> 00:09:12,793 - Tough, but fair. - Okay, look, 251 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:14,586 Mom and Dad already have too much tension 252 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,827 between them as it is. 253 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:17,827 Let's just handle one drama at a time. 254 00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:20,310 - Yeah. Plus, it'll show her 255 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:23,034 that we can handle ourselves while she's out on tour. 256 00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:24,413 - Okay, bet, 257 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:27,586 and since I'm the only intervention alum here, 258 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:30,034 I'm gonna emcee the shit, and y'all just follow my lead. 259 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,586 - A'ight, cool. I'll be right in. 260 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,448 I got a few more workouts to do. 261 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:36,344 [strained] One, two, three-- 262 00:09:36,413 --> 00:09:37,517 - You ain't even movin'. 263 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:38,931 What kind of workout is this? 264 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:39,965 - Kegels. 265 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:43,000 - You ain't got no pussy, Brandon! 266 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:49,241 - Hey, family, problem solved. 267 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:50,620 I fixed the sink. 268 00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:52,344 Why y'all change my living room furniture around? 269 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:54,379 - Daddy, we need to talk. 270 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:55,965 - Yeah. Have a seat, Dad. 271 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:58,103 - We love you, Dad. It's gonna be okay. 272 00:09:58,172 --> 00:10:00,137 [choking up] We just don't want you sucking dick for no money. 273 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:02,344 - What? 274 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,206 Denise, what in God's name is going on here? 275 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:07,172 - Terry Carson, welcome to your intervention. 276 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,724 - Oh, for crying out loud. - Oh, uh-uh. 277 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:09,758 Come on, Dad. - Move, Junebug. 278 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,034 What you doing, boy? 279 00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:13,137 [all yelling] - ♪ There's a hero ♪ 280 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:14,689 - Aah! My knee! 281 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:17,655 - ♪ If you look inside your heart ♪ 282 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:18,793 Terry, we love you. [continues singing] 283 00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:20,310 - Junebug, why you so heavy, boy? 284 00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:21,896 What, you been eating rocks or something? 285 00:10:21,965 --> 00:10:25,655 - [grunting] - ♪ Of who you are ♪ 286 00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:27,137 - Get off me. I'ma kill all--I'ma kill-- 287 00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:30,000 - All right, okay. Just chill out, T. 288 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:32,137 Okay? Now whether you see it or not, 289 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:33,310 you need this. 290 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,689 [all panting] And you was there for me 291 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,379 when I was struggling with all my demons, 292 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:39,068 and I'm gonna be here to help you beat the shit out of yours. 293 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:43,655 - Oh, I'm about to beat some demons all right. 294 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,965 Somebody better start talking around here. 295 00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:47,206 - O-okay. 296 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:48,620 Well, before I start, 297 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,689 I'd like to play a slideshow 298 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,758 of all of our special family moments... 299 00:10:52,827 --> 00:10:54,448 - No. - That Facebook did for me. 300 00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:55,586 - Yeah. - Come on. 301 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,517 - Daddy, just watch the video, okay? 302 00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:00,137 So you know how much we all love you. 303 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:05,000 - Oh, so you wanna play with a real one? 304 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,137 Okay, you want a real bitch? - Oh. 305 00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,448 Oh, God. 306 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:09,758 Oh! - Come on! 307 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:11,793 God! - Ugh! 308 00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:13,310 Oh! - Turn it off! 309 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,586 - I'm trying. The battery's-- - Turn it down, please. 310 00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,344 - Drop it low. I'm--I'm-- 311 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,689 All right. Okay. Sorry, y'all. 312 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:26,379 That was the wrong video. 313 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:27,586 - Well, who was that for? 314 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:29,068 - That was for my pastor. 315 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:33,034 - Hey, hey, Denise. Nobody wanna see that mess. 316 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,034 And I don't need any help. Let me loose! 317 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,344 - Okay, kids, would you like to start? 318 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:39,137 - Okay, all right. 319 00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:41,862 Look, Dad, seeing you upstairs, 320 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,413 desperate for your last pill like that, 321 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,379 it really--it freaked me out. 322 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,172 - I'm sorry you had to see all that, baby girl. 323 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,482 That was in a moment of weakness, huh? 324 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:52,586 My--my knees were acting up. 325 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,724 - Ohh, T. 326 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,827 Now you might've started them lil' pills 327 00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:02,965 to heal your crooked-ass knee... 328 00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:07,206 but whatever you're trying to fix with 'em now, T, 329 00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:10,275 I promise you, drugs ain't gonna heal that shit! 330 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,758 - Yes. - Ain't no drugs, Denise. 331 00:12:12,827 --> 00:12:17,103 Okay, now look, the doctor prescribed me pain medication. 332 00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,793 It's legal, woman, all right? 333 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,103 I could quit anytime I want. 334 00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,724 - "Quit anytime I want to." Okay. 335 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:24,310 That's the-- that's the first line 336 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,482 out the junkie handbook. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 337 00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:28,000 Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. 338 00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:29,758 If y'all concerned about addiction, 339 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,068 y'all need to be looking at your mama. 340 00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:33,551 - [groans] You can't be addicted 341 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,862 to fast food, Dad. 342 00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,965 - Well, actually-- - That's not the point. 343 00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:42,758 - That woman is addicted to her career, her phone. 344 00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,068 - Okay, that's not nottrue. 345 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:45,344 - Look, ever since she blowing up, 346 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:46,620 we-where she been, huh? Matter of fact, 347 00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:47,862 where she at right now, huh? 348 00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:49,689 - She's working. 349 00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,137 - Working? [chuckles] 350 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,965 Working on everything else but this family. 351 00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:55,965 Brandon got kids having they mama to buy his pornos. 352 00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:58,827 Junebug had a pregnancy scare. 353 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,724 - And let's not forget about Janelle sending 354 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,758 her titty pics all over creation. 355 00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,172 [laughs] 'Cause that one was-- 356 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,275 - Wait a minute. Excuse me? - [clears throat] 357 00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:13,586 Ah, he didn't know about that one, did he? 358 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:14,551 - Die! - Aah! 359 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,896 - Oh, my God. 360 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:19,206 - ♪ There's a hero ♪ 361 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:20,931 ♪ If you look ♪ - Denise! 362 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,068 - ♪ Inside your heart ♪ - Uncuff me! 363 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,103 - [continues singing] - Move out the way. 364 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,862 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 365 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,448 - [sighs] Hey, Dad, you did a good job fixing the pipes. 366 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:33,758 There's water leaking everywhere. 367 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:34,896 - Yeah, I just called the plumber. 368 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,034 He'll be here in the morning. 369 00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,344 - We don't need no plumber, Brandon. 370 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:39,413 Y'all just let me handle it, son, okay? 371 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,862 - No. No, not until you admit you have a problem. 372 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,137 - Baby girl, I ain't got no problem. 373 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,448 What you talking about, huh? 374 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,413 [overlapping chatter] My knee's messed up. 375 00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:49,103 I gotta take the medicine for pain, y'all. 376 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:51,034 Look, look, look, look. Just uncuff me, 377 00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:52,275 and let's just talk about it. 378 00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:55,241 - What the hell is going on in here? 379 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,586 - Oh, hey, Ma. 380 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:57,793 I thought you were on your way 381 00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,103 to the airport to go to Miami. 382 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,448 - I was, but I left my damn phone, 383 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:02,000 so I had to come back. And why the hell 384 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,413 y'all got your daddy tied up 385 00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:07,310 like he owe somebody child support or some shit? 386 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,793 - Well, Pat, I'm-- I'm leading a intervention. 387 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,241 - A intervention? Denise, I told you, 388 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,862 this is the last person that needs a damn-- 389 00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,413 - No, Mom. It is real. 390 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,275 Dad tried to break the sink upstairs 391 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:17,758 trying to get to his last pill. 392 00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:20,413 [clattering] 393 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:22,482 - Damn, Terry. You did all this? 394 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:23,931 - Yeah. 395 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,137 - Okay, everybody get out of the room. 396 00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:28,068 I need to have a talk with your daddy. 397 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,896 - All right, let me unlock the handcuffs first. 398 00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,137 - No. 399 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,551 Leave him as he is. 400 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,103 - What the hell? 401 00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:38,724 - [sniffles] Father God, 402 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:43,000 please don't let my mama kill my only good daddy. 403 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,000 - A couple weeks ago, you were cheating with a skank. 404 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:52,275 Now you popping pills. - You know damn well 405 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:53,344 I never cheated. - What the fuck is going on-- 406 00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,068 - I can't do this, Pat! Not now! 407 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,793 All right? What you come home for anyways? 408 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,931 You should've just waited it out at the airport, girl. 409 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,965 - I told you I left my damn phone. 410 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,482 - Ohh, there it is. 411 00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,965 Lord knows you can't do without that phone for five minutes. 412 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,827 [scoffs] - This is not about me. 413 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:08,931 - Oh, yes, it is. 414 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,275 Halfway through my intervention, 415 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,862 the kids realized that you need an intervention 416 00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,000 just as bad as me. 417 00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:14,620 - Man, fuck them kids! 418 00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:23,448 And they need to mind they damn business too. 419 00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,551 - You're addicted to your career, your phone, 420 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,793 fame, uh, likes, clicks, 421 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,137 the red carpet events. 422 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,655 - Man, you are a pill popper, 423 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,551 and you stepped outside the marriage, okay? 424 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:35,000 I like Facebook! That is not the same! 425 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,517 - You gonna let me talk, 426 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:40,068 or is this just another episode of "The Ms. Pat Show"? 427 00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:42,620 - You know what? A real husband support a woman 428 00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:45,034 who has the balls to follow her dreams. 429 00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:47,206 Your ass up here having an emotional affair 430 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:48,689 and popping pills for peace. 431 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:51,137 That is not how you support your fucking wife, Terry! 432 00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:53,931 - Baby, I-- - Don't "baby" me, nigga. 433 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,482 - God damn. 434 00:15:58,551 --> 00:16:00,689 - Man, they're not even listening 435 00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:01,862 to each other anymore. 436 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,034 - I know. That's never a good sign. 437 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:05,620 - Shit, y'all. 438 00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,793 All those two have been through in the past year, 439 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,206 I don't think they can handle 440 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,655 another knock-down, drag-out fight like this. 441 00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:14,965 - What do you mean? Like, a divorce? 442 00:16:15,034 --> 00:16:16,344 - Oh, now come on. 443 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,034 Don't be throwing out the D-word. 444 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,413 - D-word cannot be "divorce" 'cause it's already "dick." 445 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,275 Everybody knows that. 446 00:16:35,344 --> 00:16:37,482 - Okay, well--well, look. 447 00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:40,689 That can't happen, all right, so somebody needs to step in, 448 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,344 um, uh, somebody qualified. 449 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:43,862 - Agreed. I'm calling Ashley. 450 00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:45,310 - Mm, good call. 451 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,103 She's a therapist. She could therapize. 452 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,275 - Mm-hmm. - Ashley ain't gonna wanna 453 00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,241 come over here on her day off 454 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,551 to help them with they bullshit. 455 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,137 - So what do you want me to say? 456 00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,344 - I don't know, nigga. Just lie. 457 00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:00,482 - Ohh. 458 00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,310 [doorbell rings] 459 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,517 - I'm glad I found my phone. 460 00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:12,068 If I wasn't mad at your ass, this might be sexy. 461 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:17,344 - Hey! Birthday Queen in the house. 462 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,241 - What the hell are you talkin' about? 463 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,000 - Ah, you trying to hide the surprise, Ma. 464 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,103 That's cute. [laughs] 465 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,689 Where are the streamers and balloons? 466 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,413 Brandon said y'all got me a ice cream cake? 467 00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,137 Now did we do Fudgie the Whale or-- 468 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:31,413 - Why the hell would we buy your old ass a ice cream cake? 469 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,793 - For my birthday, which y'all forgot last week. 470 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,310 - Sounds like something that a woman 471 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,103 who ignores her family would do. 472 00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:40,931 - Nigga, you forgot her birthday too. 473 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,275 - I'm addicted to pills, remember? 474 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,172 I mean, at least I got an excuse. 475 00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:53,517 - Okay, so clearly Brandon lied to get me over here, didn't he? 476 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:55,206 - He probably told you we was having problems, 477 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,034 but we not, so happy birthday. 478 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,620 - Yes, yes. Happy birthday, Princess. 479 00:17:58,689 --> 00:18:00,413 And you can go ahead on and go home, 480 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,068 'cause once she takes responsibilities 481 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:04,862 for her actions, this whole thing is gonna be over. 482 00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,448 - Responsibility for my action? 483 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,137 You the one betrayed my trust. 484 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,827 - I betrayed your trust? 485 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:13,275 You had an abortion without telling me! 486 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,517 - Man, quit bringing up old shit. 487 00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,655 That baby gone. - You know what? 488 00:18:20,344 --> 00:18:21,827 [clattering] 489 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,965 Sh--here we go again. 490 00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:25,724 - Did you turn the damn valves off, Terry? 491 00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:27,448 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby. This is serious. 492 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,206 So somebody just need to come on and uncuff me 493 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,758 before we all be swimming in bed tonight. 494 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:33,896 - Ma? 495 00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:36,103 - Let that motherfucker drown. 496 00:18:37,862 --> 00:18:39,655 - Ma. 497 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,620 - Come on, baby. 498 00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,275 - [sighs] 499 00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:56,517 Gosh, what is on these things, lube? 500 00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:58,655 - [groans] I hope that's what it is. 501 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,310 - Ugh! 502 00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:03,793 - Thank you, baby. [groans] 503 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:06,655 [wincing] 504 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,379 - Psst. [no audible dialogue] 505 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,655 - [clears throat] I had no idea 506 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:14,000 things were this bad with you two. 507 00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:16,137 Y'all both gotta learn to breathe and calm down 508 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:17,862 during these difficult conversations. 509 00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:19,896 And you need to listen to what he's saying. 510 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,034 You don't listen, Ma. 511 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,758 [all agreeing] - Amen! 512 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:28,551 - Huh, what? Man, your daddy don't make no damn sense, okay? 513 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,379 He want me to drop everything I've worked so hard for 514 00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,620 to sit at home with his needy ass. 515 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:36,275 - Look, Ma, your dreams are important, okay? 516 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:37,724 And Daddy's not asking you to drop them. 517 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:39,655 He just wants to feel like he's important too. 518 00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:41,620 - He is impo-- [all agreeing] 519 00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,275 He is important. I'm the one that still 520 00:19:47,344 --> 00:19:48,862 fold his big-ass drawers. 521 00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:51,620 Look, Ashley, I grew up with a hustling mentality, okay? 522 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,724 I gotta grab every opportunity when I can 523 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,275 'cause it might not be there anymore. 524 00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:56,482 - Okay, but do you really need 525 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,689 to take every single opportunity-- 526 00:19:58,758 --> 00:20:00,793 even if it's at the cost of your family's happiness? 527 00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:03,241 [all agreeing] - You preaching now. 528 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,896 - Trying to go to Miami by your damn self. 529 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,517 - Why you wet? I thought you had 530 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,172 everything under control. 531 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:17,517 - [sighs] Ashley, can we have some privacy, please? 532 00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,344 And I promise that we gonna be calm 533 00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:23,172 and talk like mature adults. 534 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:24,965 - Okay, sure. 535 00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:27,000 But I'm gonna remove any potential weapons 536 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,241 just in case. 537 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,620 - Potential weapons? - Mm-hmm. 538 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:33,172 One and two. 539 00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,862 Carry on. 540 00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:41,896 Wow, great birthday party, guys. 541 00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:43,379 Thanks a lot for that. 542 00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:45,482 - Okay, so we lied for an emergency. 543 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,275 Don't make a big deal out the bullshit. 544 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:50,482 - Well, I did the best I could, 545 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,551 but those two can only heal themselves. 546 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,482 - Okay, then it's time for me to go back in, 547 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,344 you know, rough 'em up a lil' bit. 548 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:58,413 Yeah, 'cause sometimes physical violence 549 00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:01,586 is the only way to help people that you care about. 550 00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,793 - U-uh, hold on, Denise Mayweather. 551 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:07,827 Okay, that's not what they need right now. 552 00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:11,620 What they need is a soft, soothing presence, like me... 553 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:14,931 [as Morgan Freeman] And my Morgan Freeman-like voice. 554 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,724 - No. No, they do not need to hear 555 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,482 from an impressionist stripper. 556 00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:20,862 They need someone like me, an empath. 557 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,379 - Oh, sit down, clown. 558 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,931 I'm tellin' y'all, 559 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,862 a good ass whupping would diffuse this entire thing. 560 00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,758 See, if I go back in there and I beat Pat's ass, 561 00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:30,275 and then when Terry jump in to defend her, 562 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:32,413 I beat his ass too. 563 00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,517 - That is a horrible idea. 564 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,896 - Well, why don't you come with me? 565 00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:38,724 Didn't they forget your fucking birthday? 566 00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:40,310 - You right. I'm with Auntie. - No. No. 567 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:41,413 - Hey, hey, hey! 568 00:21:41,482 --> 00:21:43,000 As tempting as that sounds, 569 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,068 y'all know we can't do that. 570 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,241 Put them scissors down. 571 00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:48,482 - Well, what's your solution? Because Ashley didn't last 572 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:49,862 two minutes in there with 'em. 573 00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:51,206 - Okay, well, why don't you play them 574 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:52,379 another one of your twerk videos? 575 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:53,758 - Oop. - Maybe that'll help. 576 00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:55,482 - Now which one of y'all niggas told her that? 577 00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:58,620 [overlapping chatter] 578 00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:05,206 - This is me. This is me. - You cannot do that. Stop. 579 00:22:05,275 --> 00:22:06,689 - We are... all: [angrily] ♪ A family ♪ 580 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,965 ♪ Like a giant tree! ♪ 581 00:22:09,034 --> 00:22:10,655 ♪ Branching out toward the sky ♪ 582 00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,586 ♪ We are a family ♪ 583 00:22:12,655 --> 00:22:14,448 ♪ We are so much more ♪ 584 00:22:14,517 --> 00:22:16,413 ♪ Than just you and I ♪ 585 00:22:22,482 --> 00:22:24,551 - Pipe started leaking again. 586 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,448 I just-- I just can't seem to fix it. 587 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:27,517 Baby, where you going? 588 00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:29,000 - I'm going back to the airport. 589 00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:30,448 - All this trouble that this family's going through 590 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,896 and you 'bout to run out on me? 591 00:22:31,965 --> 00:22:33,206 - What do you mean, run out on you? 592 00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:34,620 You know I got a trip to Miami. 593 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:35,724 Why are you tripping? - Look, look, look. 594 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,000 I don't want it to be like this. 595 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:39,275 Look at us. 596 00:22:39,344 --> 00:22:41,551 I've been thinking, I'm ashamed of my actions, okay? 597 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,137 I've been getting out of hand with the Oxy, 598 00:22:43,206 --> 00:22:46,241 and that ends today, all right? 599 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:49,034 And believe it or not, I never was gonna cheat with Michelle. 600 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,379 - You could've fooled the hell out of me. 601 00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:53,241 - Baby, let me finish. 602 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,758 I know I shouldn't have been texting her so much, a'ight. 603 00:22:55,827 --> 00:22:58,034 The roles reversed--if you was texting another man like that, 604 00:22:58,103 --> 00:23:00,379 I would--but... 605 00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:03,413 I just thought it was innocent at the time. 606 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,931 Baby, I was completely wrong. 607 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,068 - Hm, keep talkin'. 608 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,724 - It's just, uh, 609 00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:12,482 the pills made it feel better. 610 00:23:12,551 --> 00:23:16,551 Talking to Michelle made it feel better. 611 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,655 - Made what feel better? 612 00:23:17,724 --> 00:23:18,793 - The fact that you, um... 613 00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:20,206 - I what? - You never gonna 614 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,310 need me anymore. 615 00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,413 - Terry. 616 00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:23,724 - It's hard to admit, baby, 617 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:27,310 but I... 618 00:23:27,379 --> 00:23:28,551 been lonely. 619 00:23:30,344 --> 00:23:31,517 - How the hell are you lonely 620 00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,000 when I'm here with you every damn day? 621 00:23:33,068 --> 00:23:34,413 - I know, baby, but even when you here, 622 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:36,482 you're buried in your phone or your podcast. 623 00:23:36,551 --> 00:23:38,965 I ain't no placeholder, baby. I need affection, 624 00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:41,344 attention, and love, like you used to give me. 625 00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:43,448 You remember that? Huh? 626 00:23:43,517 --> 00:23:45,793 Baby, we got something special, 627 00:23:45,862 --> 00:23:49,379 and I wanna keep it that way. 628 00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:56,758 - Wow. 629 00:23:56,827 --> 00:23:58,413 That speech right there... 630 00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,137 - Mm-hmm. 631 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,275 - Is the most manipulative shit I've ever heard you say. 632 00:24:02,344 --> 00:24:03,896 - Manipulative? 633 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,689 This family is struggling, Pat. 634 00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:08,448 I've been in so much pain, you ain't even noticed. 635 00:24:08,517 --> 00:24:09,586 - Oh, I've noticed the way you been 636 00:24:09,655 --> 00:24:11,000 running around here crying and shit. 637 00:24:11,068 --> 00:24:13,206 - Well, I am so sorry that I inconvenienced you. 638 00:24:13,275 --> 00:24:15,241 - Why I gotta be the one that's responsible 639 00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:18,413 for everything that goes on in this damn family, huh? 640 00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,310 You supposed to be taking care of me! 641 00:24:20,379 --> 00:24:23,758 - We supposed to be taking care of each other! 642 00:24:27,379 --> 00:24:30,000 You're being selfish, Pat. 643 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,172 - You damn right I am, 'cause when the roles were reversed 644 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,000 and you was making the most money, guess what? 645 00:24:34,068 --> 00:24:36,275 I had to sit there and be pretty and cheer you on 646 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,310 'cause I was a fuckin' woman. 647 00:24:38,379 --> 00:24:39,586 - That's not true. 648 00:24:39,655 --> 00:24:41,344 - Dude, I did karaoke at your job, 649 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:42,689 looking like a goddamn fool. 650 00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:44,793 For what? Your career. Huh? 651 00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:46,620 This is my chance to be fuckin' selfish 652 00:24:46,689 --> 00:24:48,000 for once in a lifetime. 653 00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:49,793 - "I," "my," 654 00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:52,034 those the words that you've been using lately. 655 00:24:52,103 --> 00:24:54,172 Is this your marriage or our marriage? 656 00:24:54,241 --> 00:24:55,655 - Mine, fool! 657 00:24:55,724 --> 00:24:58,103 I'm trying to get you out this fuckin' factory. 658 00:24:58,172 --> 00:25:00,482 Why don't you want me out here selling tickets, huh? 659 00:25:00,551 --> 00:25:02,000 I'm not doing this for me! 660 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:04,931 I'm doing this for all you selfish assholes! 661 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,275 - Is that how you gonna talk about your family, really, Pat? 662 00:25:07,344 --> 00:25:09,068 'Cause it seems to me that you don't give 663 00:25:09,137 --> 00:25:11,000 a damn about your own family-- - Mom, Dad, stop! 664 00:25:11,068 --> 00:25:12,620 Jesus! 665 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:16,482 A-and I don't mean to use his name in vain, 666 00:25:16,551 --> 00:25:19,103 but clearly we need him right now. 667 00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:23,827 Listen to yourselves. 668 00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:26,344 Y'all sound like you hate each other. 669 00:25:26,413 --> 00:25:28,517 - Junebug, it's not like that-- - Let me finish, Ma. 670 00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:29,965 - Excuse me? - Pat. 671 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,551 Go ahead, son. 672 00:25:40,034 --> 00:25:43,448 - Sergio's parents just got divorced. 673 00:25:43,517 --> 00:25:46,000 And he doesn't even smile anymore. 674 00:25:47,758 --> 00:25:50,137 Please don't make me go through that. 675 00:25:50,206 --> 00:25:52,103 Okay? Look, I-- 676 00:25:52,172 --> 00:25:56,586 I would die if this family split up. 677 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:57,965 - We must've really fucked up. 678 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,965 We got this lil' asshole crying. 679 00:26:05,896 --> 00:26:09,344 - Your mom and I do not hate each other, son. 680 00:26:09,413 --> 00:26:12,206 You hear me? Do you? 681 00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:14,724 - Yeah, I hear you. 682 00:26:14,793 --> 00:26:17,379 - And we ain't never getting divorced. 683 00:26:17,448 --> 00:26:20,068 - Not unless one of us die first. 684 00:26:21,482 --> 00:26:24,034 - Yeah, and that's what I'm worried about. 685 00:26:24,103 --> 00:26:27,068 - Boy, please. I'm not gon' kill him. 686 00:26:27,137 --> 00:26:29,586 I might poison him, but I ain't gonna kill him. 687 00:26:34,724 --> 00:26:36,103 - I'm sorry I made you feel like 688 00:26:36,172 --> 00:26:39,689 I didn't want you to follow your dreams, baby. 689 00:26:39,758 --> 00:26:42,034 I just been feeling insecure. 690 00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:45,206 Yeah, you bringing in real money now. 691 00:26:45,275 --> 00:26:46,517 - That's stupid. 692 00:26:46,586 --> 00:26:48,655 You think that's all we need you for is money? 693 00:26:48,724 --> 00:26:50,206 We need you for everything around here. 694 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,000 I mean, you hold down this fort from day one. 695 00:26:53,068 --> 00:26:56,310 - I appreciate that, baby, and I support everything 696 00:26:56,379 --> 00:27:00,517 that you do, but it ain't been easy, you know? 697 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:02,413 Down at the plant? 698 00:27:02,482 --> 00:27:04,793 Someone called me Mr. Pat. 699 00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:07,344 - [laughs] Mr. Pat. 700 00:27:07,413 --> 00:27:09,000 That's not funny, but-- 701 00:27:09,068 --> 00:27:10,448 - No, it's fuckin' funny. 702 00:27:10,517 --> 00:27:12,310 Like, Mr. Pat. [mumbling] 703 00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:14,931 - I'm supposed to be your provider. 704 00:27:16,448 --> 00:27:19,172 That kind of mess makes me feel neutered, 705 00:27:19,241 --> 00:27:23,655 like our dynamic has changed now since your rise. 706 00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:25,862 - I mean, you arrived too. 707 00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,172 You just got a promotion. 708 00:27:27,241 --> 00:27:28,896 - Come on, baby. I got a 6% raise. 709 00:27:28,965 --> 00:27:30,827 You legit gonna be famous. 710 00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:32,482 It's different. 711 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,620 - Yeah, it's true. 712 00:27:34,689 --> 00:27:37,931 I mean, this time next year, you could be on the D-list, Ma. 713 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,758 Look at Evelyn Lozada. 714 00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:56,413 - Shut the hell up, okay? 715 00:27:58,517 --> 00:28:01,068 And you anything but neutered, and don't I know that. 716 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,413 - Oh, that's nasty. - All right, I'ma head out. 717 00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:03,793 - That's disgusting. 718 00:28:05,172 --> 00:28:06,862 - And you always gonna be the man of this house, 719 00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:09,241 no matter how big my career get. 720 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:11,034 And it's gonna get plenty big too. 721 00:28:11,103 --> 00:28:13,586 - Heck yeah, it is. 722 00:28:13,655 --> 00:28:15,137 - See? 723 00:28:15,206 --> 00:28:17,137 Change ain't always a bad thing. 724 00:28:17,206 --> 00:28:19,206 And I been through a lot of changes. 725 00:28:19,275 --> 00:28:20,965 And some of them bitches been pretty good. 726 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,827 - Yeah, except for that Jheri curl 727 00:28:23,896 --> 00:28:25,620 you used to rock back in the day. 728 00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:27,586 That was a bad, bad change. 729 00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,862 - [laughs] And you used to have his mustache too. 730 00:28:29,931 --> 00:28:31,551 - Oop. - Your remember that? 731 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,620 - Shut the hell up, Denise. 732 00:28:32,689 --> 00:28:34,068 We look just alike. 733 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:39,344 - Does this mean y'all gonna be all right? 734 00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,241 - 100. 735 00:28:41,310 --> 00:28:43,931 But this just ain't about your mama and me. 736 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,413 We all gotta do better. 737 00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:47,448 This whole family needs to get in line 738 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,103 so she can make us rich 739 00:28:49,172 --> 00:28:52,655 and not worry about us flooding the house. 740 00:28:52,724 --> 00:28:55,724 - Us? Pop, that was you. 741 00:28:57,241 --> 00:28:59,793 - Listen to your mama and shut up. 742 00:28:59,862 --> 00:29:01,724 You ready, baby? - Yeah, I'm ready. 743 00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:03,724 - Come on. - So y'all gonna be okay 744 00:29:03,793 --> 00:29:04,724 while I'm gone? 745 00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:06,103 - Mm-hmm. 746 00:29:06,172 --> 00:29:07,586 - I'm gonna be gone for a week. 747 00:29:07,655 --> 00:29:09,000 - Yeah, we are. 748 00:29:09,068 --> 00:29:10,482 - Yeah, I mean, we gonna be all right. 749 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:11,655 You know I got 'em. 750 00:29:11,724 --> 00:29:12,896 - And I got 'em after she got 'em 751 00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:14,241 'cause she don't got 'em. 752 00:29:16,241 --> 00:29:18,137 - So I'll see y'all next week? 753 00:29:18,206 --> 00:29:19,620 - Bye, Ma. Love you. - All right, Ma. 754 00:29:19,689 --> 00:29:20,793 - Be safe. - Hey. 755 00:29:20,862 --> 00:29:24,172 Go on and kill 'em, Ms. Pat. 756 00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:29,517 Be safe, baby, all right? 757 00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:31,896 See you in a week. 758 00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:33,413 [cell phone chimes] 759 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,241 - [sighs] 760 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,896 - What, Ma? You forget something? 761 00:29:46,965 --> 00:29:49,206 - Okay, so which one of y'all taking the next shift? 762 00:29:49,275 --> 00:29:50,620 - It ain't gonna be me. - Don't look at me. 763 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,000 Y'all know this is my unofficial birthday trip. 764 00:29:52,068 --> 00:29:53,896 [overlapping chatter] 765 00:29:53,965 --> 00:29:55,137 - La la la la la. 766 00:29:55,206 --> 00:29:56,655 - No, no, no, no, no. W-w-w-w-w-wait! 767 00:29:56,724 --> 00:29:57,931 Nose goes. - Period. 768 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,758 - Ha! You was last. - Bye! 769 00:29:59,827 --> 00:30:01,862 - Bye, bro! - [laughs] 770 00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:04,344 [sighs] 771 00:30:04,413 --> 00:30:06,965 - Let me just grab a few more of these. 772 00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:10,793 - [winces] 773 00:30:10,862 --> 00:30:12,517 How long you think it's been? 774 00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,827 - I don't know. Who guarding the door? 775 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,034 - Me. 776 00:30:16,103 --> 00:30:18,965 Everybody else went to the beach. 777 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,137 - How long we been in here, Junebug? 778 00:30:22,758 --> 00:30:24,448 - 17 minutes. 779 00:30:24,517 --> 00:30:26,896 - Oh, fuck. Can I just please have a hit? 780 00:30:26,965 --> 00:30:28,137 Did my agent call? 781 00:30:28,206 --> 00:30:30,931 Can I just look at Twitter one time? 782 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,862 - That's not how detox works, Ma. 783 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:35,448 - But what if somebody out there tagging 784 00:30:35,517 --> 00:30:39,379 a naked picture of me from 1982? 785 00:30:39,448 --> 00:30:42,482 Huh? I need to see if my show sold out this Friday. 786 00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,206 Can I please play Candy Crush? Please? 787 00:30:45,275 --> 00:30:47,862 - [groans] Hand me my aspirin, baby. 788 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:49,448 - [mumbling angrily] 789 00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:52,448 - Why you think it's harder for you to come off your phone 790 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,068 than I am Oxy? 791 00:30:55,793 --> 00:30:58,517 - I just wanna take a picture of this nice-ass hotel room. 792 00:30:58,586 --> 00:31:01,586 How else these niggas gonna hate on us out here? 793 00:31:01,655 --> 00:31:03,344 - Just relax, baby. 794 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:05,965 It's all gonna be over with after a while. 795 00:31:09,862 --> 00:31:11,551 [sighs] 796 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:24,137 How much longer now, Junebug? 797 00:31:24,206 --> 00:31:27,068 - At this point, it doesn't even matter. 798 00:31:29,241 --> 00:31:34,310 ♪ And then a hero comes along ♪ 799 00:31:34,379 --> 00:31:37,241 ♪ With the strength to carry on ♪ 800 00:31:38,655 --> 00:31:42,172 both: ♪ There's a hero comes along ♪ 801 00:31:42,241 --> 00:31:46,620 ♪ With the strength to carry on ♪ 802 00:31:46,689 --> 00:31:49,000 - You my hero, baby. 803 00:31:54,068 --> 00:31:56,172 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 804 00:31:56,241 --> 00:31:58,241 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 805 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,206 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 806 00:32:00,275 --> 00:32:02,793 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 807 00:32:02,862 --> 00:32:04,862 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 808 00:32:04,931 --> 00:32:06,931 ♪ With three damn kids ♪ 809 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,137 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 810 00:32:10,206 --> 00:32:15,965 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪